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Post  degreenfreak on Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:10 am

damn you smackjeeves! why did you delete the barely-post-count-worthy game forum? WHY!?!?

anyways... from what I remember, you had to try to get to and stay at the top of the hill while other people get you off it.

example:

person 1: OMG TEH LAWL I R THE RULER OF HILL LAWL
person 2: I shoot person 1 in the face, making him fall backwards down the hill. I then sit on the grass

ok good enough? ok then.

I am standing at the top of the hill, waiting for something to happen
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Post  Mr Aids on Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:51 am

A shower of rum bottles washes DGF down the hill. I then appear on top of the hill, drinking rum.

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Post  Toshimi-chan on Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:27 pm

I walk up behind Aids and yell, "THIS IS MY HILL!" while spartan kicking him off. I laugh as I watch him tumble down the hill.
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Post  megagamefreak1 on Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:03 pm

Then I stole Toshimi's skull and melee'd her with it so powerfully she shot off into the distance.
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Re: Ruler of the hill

Post  Mr Aids on Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:47 pm

Then MGF turns around to see Mr Aids looking at him. Aids stuck his head forward and said "...Boo" and MGF exploded from fright. Aids resumed his drinking of the substance called rum.

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Post  megagamefreak1 on Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:18 pm

Then after Mr. Aids watched the weakling clone of myself explode, I fucked time itself so that I could go back and ensure Mr. Aids was never born. Then I fucked Lady Space and Lady Time at the same time so I would teleport on the hill in present time.
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Re: Ruler of the hill

Post  Mr Aids on Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:34 am

The new MGF got sniped by Aids, as it was revealed that Aids was not conceived, but instead spawned from the sins of man, and therefore immortal. He then proceeded to build a box fort on the top of the hill, and barricaded himself in.

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Re: Ruler of the hill

Post  Animetal on Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:01 am

Ani lights the box on fire. Ani laughs. Ani idly stands by as Aids writhes and rolls down the hill.
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Re: Ruler of the hill

Post  zmanwarrior on Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:49 pm

Zman distracts Ani with a ship full of peyote. Ani chases the ship, his eyes full of lust for it. Zman runs up to the hill. He procedes to knock Aids' burning, and writhing body to the foot of the hill.
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Re: Ruler of the hill

Post  Mavander on Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:19 am

Then a horde of fangirls and fanboys raided the hill, stealing everyone alive or dead on it and creating a protective wall, 7 kiletres high around the hill. Mav stood on the top, wearing his new anti-fangirl ring.
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Post  Mr Aids on Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:12 am

Then the fanboys/girls saw Cloud. They rushed towards him, as he tried to run away. Mav fell as his support rushed after the FFVII character, and as he looked up he saw Aids standing over him with a gun pointed at Mav's face. Aids shot Mav, then kicked his lifeless corpse down the hill. Aids then proceeded to shop on eBay for replacement clothes, as his old ones got destroyed by the fire.

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Post  zmanwarrior on Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:36 pm

Suddenly Z returns, wielding the severed arm of a fangirl. He proceeds to beat Aids into submission with the bloody limb. Then, to add insult to injury, he smashes Aids' rum bottle onto the ground, and puts a curse on him, preventing him from conjuring any more. He kicks the unconsious former-rum-god off of the hill.
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Post  Mavander on Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:47 pm

Mav returns as a zombie and jumps Z from behind, bithing the top of his skull off and quickly consuming his brain, then he proceeds with eating the rest of the body parts of the former hill ruler.
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Post  Mr Aids on Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:48 am

Aids, having regained conscious, was in a rage, as he had no more rum, and could not conjure up anymore. Add the fact he is a zombie fan and can deal with any sort of zombie, Mav had no chance. Aids returned to the top of the hill by teleporting, shot Mav in the brains, kicked his undead-dead corpse down the hill and proceeded to urinate on what was left of Zman.

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Post  zmanwarrior on Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:09 pm

The urine, coming from a former god, revives Z and repairs his body. As Z is about to get his revenge, Aids is struck with severe holy-rum-withdrawal. He procedes to shout gibberish and run in random directions. Z watches as he stumbles down the hill, his eyes ablaze with insanity, his destination unknown.
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Re: Ruler of the hill

Post  degreenfreak on Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:04 pm

a cow falls from the sky. it crushes Zman and makes Zman roll down the hill. I walk to and sit at the top of the hill, knowing that I'm just going to end up going down it again.
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Post  zmanwarrior on Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:13 pm

Z uses the entrencher gun to create a new hill for himself, taller and steeper than any other hill in the world. And he sits and hopes that his eventual topple-over will be dramatic.
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Post  megagamefreak1 on Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:23 pm

And then Zaaku kicked Z in the balls while wearing steel-toed spike-topped shoes with such great force that he crashes into the old, smaller hill with the force of a meteorite, smshing the hill into pebbles. Zaaku then brandishes his gunblade and begins polishing it.
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Post  Rakshata on Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:44 am

Rak stands idly by, selling popcorn to by standers while Ben is filming the battle for another "ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" video.
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Post  Mr Aids on Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:23 pm

After returning from the nearest booze store, Aids sets up a deck chair and buys some popcorn off Rak. He proceeds to sit and chomp on popcorn, pissing off anyone else watching the other authors fight.

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Post  zmanwarrior on Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:35 pm

Z, having worn a fauld, and therefore protected from any nut-mashers, snuck up from behind Zaaku.

"There can be only one Zack.... In any particular way you spell it!!" He shouts, and then he decapitates Zaaku.

He then proceeds to absorb Zaaku's highlander powers. (WTF) Then he waves to Rak and Aids, having provided adequate entertainment.
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Post  Mavander on Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:05 am

And falls t the ground with two round hole in his skull where eyes should be. Mav, now a lich kicks the corpse down the hill and proceeds to act like Richard from LFG.
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Post  zmanwarrior on Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:14 pm

Z, however, returns to kick Mav right back down the hill. Because in communist Russia you don't kick corpses. Corpses kick you.
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Post  Animetal on Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:20 pm

Fueled by the Boat-load of Peyote Ani just smoke, he goes SSJ666 and blasts everything into oblivion. Hill included.
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Re: Ruler of the hill

Post  degreenfreak on Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:50 am

LAWL RANDOM TELEPORT (<= you are awesome if you know where that is from, I SPENT FRIKKEN' AGES ON THOSE YT VIDEOS!)

everything goes into the exact same state as the first post, execpt everyones current state and items and that everyone's at the start of the hill.
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