Ruler of the hill

damn you smackjeeves! why did you delete the barely-post-count-worthy game forum? WHY!?!?

anyways... from what I remember, you had to try to get to and stay at the top of the hill while other people get you off it.

example:

person 1: OMG TEH LAWL I R THE RULER OF HILL LAWL
person 2: I shoot person 1 in the face, making him fall backwards down the hill. I then sit on the grass

ok good enough? ok then.

I am standing at the top of the hill, waiting for something to happen

A shower of rum bottles washes DGF down the hill. I then appear on top of the hill, drinking rum.

Then I stole Toshimi's skull and melee'd her with it so powerfully she shot off into the distance.

Then MGF turns around to see Mr Aids looking at him. Aids stuck his head forward and said "...Boo" and MGF exploded from fright. Aids resumed his drinking of the substance called rum.

Then after Mr. Aids watched the weakling clone of myself explode, I fucked time itself so that I could go back and ensure Mr. Aids was never born. Then I fucked Lady Space and Lady Time at the same time so I would teleport on the hill in present time.

The new MGF got sniped by Aids, as it was revealed that Aids was not conceived, but instead spawned from the sins of man, and therefore immortal. He then proceeded to build a box fort on the top of the hill, and barricaded himself in.

Ani lights the box on fire. Ani laughs. Ani idly stands by as Aids writhes and rolls down the hill.

Zman distracts Ani with a ship full of peyote. Ani chases the ship, his eyes full of lust for it. Zman runs up to the hill. He procedes to knock Aids' burning, and writhing body to the foot of the hill.

Then a horde of fangirls and fanboys raided the hill, stealing everyone alive or dead on it and creating a protective wall, 7 kiletres high around the hill. Mav stood on the top, wearing his new anti-fangirl ring.

Then the fanboys/girls saw Cloud. They rushed towards him, as he tried to run away. Mav fell as his support rushed after the FFVII character, and as he looked up he saw Aids standing over him with a gun pointed at Mav's face. Aids shot Mav, then kicked his lifeless corpse down the hill. Aids then proceeded to shop on eBay for replacement clothes, as his old ones got destroyed by the fire.

Suddenly Z returns, wielding the severed arm of a fangirl. He proceeds to beat Aids into submission with the bloody limb. Then, to add insult to injury, he smashes Aids' rum bottle onto the ground, and puts a curse on him, preventing him from conjuring any more. He kicks the unconsious former-rum-god off of the hill.

Aids, having regained conscious, was in a rage, as he had no more rum, and could not conjure up anymore. Add the fact he is a zombie fan and can deal with any sort of zombie, Mav had no chance. Aids returned to the top of the hill by teleporting, shot Mav in the brains, kicked his undead-dead corpse down the hill and proceeded to urinate on what was left of Zman.

The urine, coming from a former god, revives Z and repairs his body. As Z is about to get his revenge, Aids is struck with severe holy-rum-withdrawal. He procedes to shout gibberish and run in random directions. Z watches as he stumbles down the hill, his eyes ablaze with insanity, his destination unknown.

a cow falls from the sky. it crushes Zman and makes Zman roll down the hill. I walk to and sit at the top of the hill, knowing that I'm just going to end up going down it again.

Z uses the entrencher gun to create a new hill for himself, taller and steeper than any other hill in the world. And he sits and hopes that his eventual topple-over will be dramatic.

And then Zaaku kicked Z in the balls while wearing steel-toed spike-topped shoes with such great force that he crashes into the old, smaller hill with the force of a meteorite, smshing the hill into pebbles. Zaaku then brandishes his gunblade and begins polishing it.

Rak stands idly by, selling popcorn to by standers while Ben is filming the battle for another "ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" video.

After returning from the nearest booze store, Aids sets up a deck chair and buys some popcorn off Rak. He proceeds to sit and chomp on popcorn, pissing off anyone else watching the other authors fight.

Z, having worn a fauld, and therefore protected from any nut-mashers, snuck up from behind Zaaku.

"There can be only one Zack.... In any particular way you spell it!!" He shouts, and then he decapitates Zaaku.

He then proceeds to absorb Zaaku's highlander powers. (WTF) Then he waves to Rak and Aids, having provided adequate entertainment.

Z, however, returns to kick Mav right back down the hill. Because in communist Russia you don't kick corpses. Corpses kick you.

Fueled by the Boat-load of Peyote Ani just smoke, he goes SSJ666 and blasts everything into oblivion. Hill included.

LAWL RANDOM TELEPORT (<= you are awesome if you know where that is from, I SPENT FRIKKEN' AGES ON THOSE YT VIDEOS!)

everything goes into the exact same state as the first post, execpt everyones current state and items and that everyone's at the start of the hill.