what will bob do next? a multiplayer text adventure!

you can choose what "bob" doe's and then explain what he can do afterwords (make it so there is multiple choices, not just one) so the next person can choose what he doe's and do the same thing and vice-verca.

bob wakes up. he is in a white room with one locked door, a shovel and a paper-clip. the door is pick-lockable and the ground is soft enough dirt to dig through.

what will bob do?

Bob breaks down the door using the shovel as a hacking and bashing implement.

the door falls down in pieces, it is now impossible to fix the door. in the next room he sees a long rope and a huge hole in the ground.

what will bob do now?

Bob appears in his parent's bedroom, while they are making love.

There is a handgun and a blindfold on the table beside him.

What will Bob do now?

Bob stares until one of his eyes melts and he has to use the blindfold as a makeshift eyepatch. His parents spot him.

He still has the shovel, and the gun is within reach.

What will Bob do now?

Bob takes the gun and shoots his parents, then takes their wallets from the bedside table.

He then uses the shovel to smash the window in the bedroom, and jumps out, shovel and gun in hand.

outside death is waiting to claim your soul, you have two choices attempt to kill death or escape into the zombie ridden streets.

Bob decides to fight Death for his life. Death chooses a game of rock paper sizzors, a refrence to the Sims game. It is a best two out of three, Death has one, Bob has one, and it is the next round. What will bob choose? Remember, he still has the shovle, gun, money, and he can choose to gamble his life on another game of chance.

Bob takes out his gun and shoots Death in the head, only for him to realize that would not work and sadly that was his last bullet. He is now is left with money and a shovel and Death is still willing to let him gamble his life. What will Bob do now?

Death questions you to as to the reason of why he would need money, he's death.

Bob knocks out Death with the shovel, and proceeds to dig a hole to bury his corpse.

Bob fails. Alas, he must die to be reborn.

Bob chooses to just bribe death by saying he will go out and kill 100 people so his soul will remain intact in his living body. Death agrees, and disappears.

Bob is now faced with two choices, he can either start murdering the innocent, or murdering the guilty.

Bob finds himself in jail after killing only 12 innocents. He is in his jail cell, with all his belongings confiscated. He has a toothbrush, a pillow, a mattress, a sink, a toilet and a trash can in his cell. What does he do?

After successfully creating a sharp end, he rams it up his ass.

Having successfully testing the weapon, he stages a breakout of his cell. One of the prison guards tries to stop him, and gets a sharp pipe up his ass. Bob runs down the hallway, and finds another branching towards his right.

Will he keep going foreward, or turn right?

He goes right....INTO A WAVE OF ZOMBIE INMATES!

He backs up like a car, and continues down the hallway he was originally going down.

As he's running down the hall he looks down to see a shotgun and a chainsaw. He debates on whether or not to pick one up and attack the zombies or to continue running

he picks up both, and replaces his hand with the chainsaw

bob is prepared to do killings of pure awesomeness.

what will bob do now?