what will bob do next? a multiplayer text adventure!

Bob figures that there would have to be atleast 43 zombies, and since zombies still have souls, he heads back to the zombies to pay off his debt.

Bob takes the shotgun he picked up and shoots one of them, but another one knocks the shotgun out of his hand. What does he do now?

Bob drowns the zombies in anal bleeding.

Eventually, the ass that he had ripped clean of of the other zombie ran out of blood. Suddenly, for absolutely no reason, a firetruck crashes through the wall, leveling a dozen zombies. The door opens, and various incarnations of the Joker step out. From the comic version, to the Dark Knight version, to the freaky ape-like Joker from "The Batman."

Now the three factions, Bob, the Zombies, and the Jokers face off in a battle of epic proportions. What will Bob do happens next?

Bob decides to jump into the fire truck, and start going monster truck style onthe zombies and the Jokers.

The firetruck explodes and sends bob flying as was the joker's plan.

Bob ties the lead pipe to the scythe using his hair. He now hows a longer scythe. He walks a while and finds a small village. What does Bob do?

bob decides reap the souls of the villagers to unlock the powers of deaths scythe.

The village is set on fire an hour later, even though bob just took the souls of the people in it, and everyone in the village was killed. Bob then decides to steal a car from one of the villagers. he sees a powder blue Prius, and an out of gas, cut in half, Hummer. What car will bob choose? (note there are no other cars in the village, and the rest of civilization is 25 miles away.)

Aw.

Bob pees all over the teachers/hobos for no logical reason. The teachers/hobos explode, sending Bob to Australia, where he lands in the pouch of a kangaroo. Where does the kangaroo take Bob?

landing in past soviet russia bob the proceeds to bite stalin's head off and the steal the souls of everyone in russia altering the timeline.

Over the next 30-40 years, Bob uses the power of death to slowly conquer the planet. Now Bob sits on his throne of skulls, surrounded by harem girls. Having taken over the world, Overlord Bob tries to decide on how best to instill fear in the citizens of his worldwide nation of terror.

What will Bob do now?

After which, he makes them perform "thriller" in front of an audience of demons. If anyone does it wrong, they get their faces ripped off (it's easy, since their faces are pretty much made of paper and plastic at this point,) and mounted on the "wall of shame."

We accidently hit the reset button for the game.

Bob takes the shovel and the paper clip. He puts the paperclip in his pocket and digs under the door.

Then, disturbed by the vibration of the shovel, a graboid suddenly attacks Bob.

He's still armed with the shovel, and the paperclip. What does he do now?

The Graboid evolved into those things that fly with jet propulsion and kept me weeks without sleep after watching both movies!

What does Bob do next?

Bob kills him self and winds up in hell, what will bob do now.